Digital Seeds from a Virutal Core

You know all of us intellectuals do it. We go to the
bathroom and try to get the shit out of us, reading
the New Yorker. We love how the authors reference others, topics “imporatnt people”, and various
subjects. We know the authors are smart so we must
also be smart when we understand what they are talking
about. It goes farther than that though. We get
annoyied at the name droping, Those smart asses,
thinking they are better than us. But internally we
love it. We are masturabting our intellect. We feel
smart becuase we know the absure things they are
referencing, even though there is no need to in the article.